Humour

DJing and music funny stuff!

The last time I danced like nobody was watching, someone stabbed me with an EpiPen.
thunderstorms: nature's rave
On the bright side, people haven’t been able to do the macarena at weddings, so thank u covid
In case of emergency, break dance
If you find that you've stopped playing your music then something isn't right in your life .. correct it
Everyone thinks the music they grew up with is the best but they’re dead wrong because not everyone grew up in the 70s and 80s.
No, I don’t need a defibrillator, I was dancing
As the great philosopher Shania Twain once said.

You don’t impress me much.
I'll only jump in the mosh pit if Come on Eileen is playing
In 1992 I went on the record and was barred from HMV.
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
music has
always been
the secret
roadmap
to my soul

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