Humour

DJing and music funny stuff!

thunderstorms: nature's rave
In 1992 I went on the record and was barred from HMV.
The last time I danced like nobody was watching, someone stabbed me with an EpiPen.
music has
always been
the secret
roadmap
to my soul
No, I don’t need a defibrillator, I was dancing
If you find that you've stopped playing your music then something isn't right in your life .. correct it
As the great philosopher Shania Twain once said.

You don’t impress me much.
Everyone thinks the music they grew up with is the best but they’re dead wrong because not everyone grew up in the 70s and 80s.
In case of emergency, break dance
I'll only jump in the mosh pit if Come on Eileen is playing
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
On the bright side, people haven’t been able to do the macarena at weddings, so thank u covid

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