Humour

DJing and music funny stuff!

In case of emergency, break dance
The last time I danced like nobody was watching, someone stabbed me with an EpiPen.
As the great philosopher Shania Twain once said.

You don’t impress me much.
music has
always been
the secret
roadmap
to my soul
Everyone thinks the music they grew up with is the best but they’re dead wrong because not everyone grew up in the 70s and 80s.
I'll only jump in the mosh pit if Come on Eileen is playing
If you find that you've stopped playing your music then something isn't right in your life .. correct it
In 1992 I went on the record and was barred from HMV.
On the bright side, people haven’t been able to do the macarena at weddings, so thank u covid
thunderstorms: nature's rave
No, I don’t need a defibrillator, I was dancing
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.

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