Humour

DJing and music funny stuff!

If you find that you've stopped playing your music then something isn't right in your life .. correct it
No, I don’t need a defibrillator, I was dancing
I'll only jump in the mosh pit if Come on Eileen is playing
In case of emergency, break dance
Everyone thinks the music they grew up with is the best but they’re dead wrong because not everyone grew up in the 70s and 80s.
music has
always been
the secret
roadmap
to my soul
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
The last time I danced like nobody was watching, someone stabbed me with an EpiPen.
On the bright side, people haven’t been able to do the macarena at weddings, so thank u covid
As the great philosopher Shania Twain once said.

You don’t impress me much.
thunderstorms: nature's rave
In 1992 I went on the record and was barred from HMV.

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